Monday, 30 June 2008

Pet Lover's Blindness!

Keeping a pet lessens stress . . . of course it does – proven fact.

So why am I standing here cleaning up a cat poo with enough electric stress to level even a Buddhist monk. Yup cat poo on the floor – which of course I trod in - is not something to relax and calm you. Not just any old cat poo though – poo that has to be checked for fur balls to make sure the medication is working! Hoh yes gloves on dive in and investigate in minute detail . . . .eeeeuuuuuuwwwwww. Stress level meter on the up!

So of course the simple thing of taking the cat to the vet for excess dribbling . . . the cat, not the vet . . . although maybe the vet is a closet dribbler . . . turned into the cat – Bootsie (Boo) – needing his teeth 'done'. Grind own teeth lightly. Plus Boo was walking a bit hunched so he needed a blood test to check kidneys . . . and if they were ok, he could have Metacam for arthritis. . . . mmmm – grind teeth harder and furrow brow.


So Bootsie was duly taken in – knocked out- and his teeth were de-scaled. End of story – of course berludy not. Poor old Boo had a lot of inflammation on the right hand side of his mouth . . . could be just with the contact with the plaque (light at end of tunnel) – could be a tumour . . . gulp – (oncoming train.) Grind teeth to powder and add in chewed cheeks.

'Here's the bill bring him back in a week . . .oh and give him these antibiotic pills – they taste foul, but keeping them in the fridge helps . . . !

'Er thanks . . . have you read my post on pills and cats . . . thought not.'

'And his kidneys are fine – here is your Metacam . . . '

'Nooooo . . . . '

'It's drops in food . . .'

'Yesssss.'

Bootsie stopped dribbling . . .hooray – and breathe . . . and then he started being sick . . .noooooooo . . . . . tense up and work on sick feeling in pit of stomach. Boo also started to yell for food more and to burp loads . . . sigh . . . heart in dry mouth. I took him off the Metacam . . . my guess it was irritating his stomach a lot – given the amount of burping and yowling. . . .him and me. Tense feeling in solar Plexus.

I also thought Boo was horribly constipated until I discovered that our Collie - Sassy was hoovering the cat poo out of the litter tray . . . eeeeeek. Note to self keep an eye on dog for sickness . . . and . . . tense a little bit/a lot more.

The burping stopped . . .sigh . . . but Boo continued to be sick and his appetite dropped through the floor – so did his weight . . . so did mine . . .


Another visit to the vets . . . hah they were unable to get a look in poor Boo's mouth so he had to be knocked out . . . mutters about cats and pills. . . whilst brewing a headache. . .

The inflammation was less apparently. Boo was given a long acting antibiotic injection . . . TWO WEEKS it lasts TWO WEEKS . . . and where was this injection last week. . . and something to help bind the fur in his stomach – paste in a tube - palatable . . . twice a day for a week . . .then he can expel the hair balls up . . . or down. . . erk . . fight nausea!

Berlimey HOW MUCH . . .hand over credit card . . . massage tense neck, take pills for headache and rescue mangled tongue from between teeth. Own tongue of course – important note - never kiss someone at the vets when handing over credit card. Especially not the vet!!!!! Never the vet . . . he dribbles you know!

And Boo appeared to get better. He stopped being sick and started eating again . . . and breathe . . .

Then he was sick again . . . twice – raise shoulders to ears . . .higher . . .and hold.

But he has been better the last couple of days and then . . . dawn the day of the hairy poo . . . very hairy, very smelly . . . very treadable poo . . .hooray . . .he has passed the hair – it is the little things that make you happy . . . but don't relax . . .oooooo nooooo not just yet . . . there are two dogs and fish and sheep and a million things to go wrong with them, to them, to me . . . no time to relax . . . any minute now . . .and . . and . . and . . . wait for it . . YES . . .we are off . . Sassy has weed in HS's study . . .WHY . . .and WHY . . . and WHY – high blood pressure, spots in front of eyes . . . Pee In HS study . . . carpet, anger, instant grief. Pee in my office, wooden floor, forgiveness, no rows . . . no chest pain . . .

Owning pets is relaxing? Show me the petless idiot that said that and I'll show them the hell that is pet owning and the depleted bank balance and the sleepless nights . . . and the endless, endless, endless STRESS . . . . . and . . . . oh listen Boo is purring . . .aw bless . . . Such big loving eyes . . .Yes I love oooo tooo Bootsie Boo – who a cutsie wutsie liddle boy then . . . sheer contentment . . . . . dreamy sigh . . I wouldn't be without a pet you know – they are just sooooo relaxing . . . All is well . . .pet lover's blindness.

16 comments:

Cait O'Connor said...

Soooo funny WW!

Pets - They are a lot like children aren't they?
But they don't answer back and you wouldn't be without them either would you?
You wouldn't would you? :-)

Blossomcottage said...

Oh how very true, we put up with things from our pets that would would never put up with from our children or husbands!!
We pay for their treatment ( thank goodness she says we would be out on the streets) but moan when we have to pay for our own prescriptions!! Very good blog WW.
Blossom

Wizzard said...

I had to laugh at this although I know that it is not really funny - especially the drain on your credit card - did the vet install the drain?

Wx

Elizabethd said...

Oh dear, who would have them?!!

mountainear said...

Pets, relaxing? Not round here. Your blog did make me laugh though and that's supposed to be very good for you.

Anonymous said...

Excellent portrayal of owning a pet! If only the pets could read...

CJ xx

Casdok said...

Well if it makes you feel any better i trod in Cs poo the other day! So i can sympathize!!!

Faith said...

I came on here hoping to read a lovely relaxing blog about pets - and you deceived me! Oh well. I would kiss our vet cos he is young and sexy! Hmm I'm dreading having Yorkies teeth done and was putting it of because of the wedding but now... no excuses! Good blog WW!

Fennie said...

Oh dear! Poor you. Poor Boo. That's the trouble with pets. What's worse is that you never know whether you should take them to the vet or leave them to get better of their own accord. Which usually (though of course not always) they do. And sometimes the vet can't cure them either; or makes the situation worse.

But you wouldn't be without them, would you? And they do give you loads of material to write about and most amusingly, of course.

Preseli Mags said...

Hilarious read, but the heartache behind it - ouch! Pet lover's blindness explains it all perfectly! xxPM

david mcmahon said...

They are relaxing. You're so right.

Exmoorjane said...

No, I'm not remotely blind - eyes totally wide open here and I KNOW - for sure - that all those scientists and researchers are wrong. Pets = Stress (capital S). I used to think that goldfish were maybe stress-free but no. No way. I just know that my stress levels would reduce by, oooh, at least 50% without Abso and the PP....and the berludy fish. Thank puck we don't have the cat any more!

blogthatmama said...

I call checking cat poo for hairballs a heroic act - I really don't think I could do that,not a sick cat either. You are very brave! blogthatmama

DJ Kirkby said...

Werecat used to be on Metacam but it made her so sick that we had to stop giving it to her. So now she has salmon oil capsules on her dry foot...why the hell didn't the vet suggest that in the first place?

DJ Kirkby said...

Dry food that should say, not dry foot!

CAMILLA said...

Lovely blog Westerwitch,

I am the same, love my pets to bits even if they do mess over nice clean shiny floor, wouldn't be without them.

Daisy likes hers wrapped in a small piece of mild cheese, tablets that is, otherwise she just spits them out.

Faith - My Vet is sexy too, not good looking or anything, just something about him.

Camilla.xxx